At the age of thirty unmarried women become the property of the state. (Thailand)
It is a criminal offence call a policeman, “Shitface”. (Alabama)
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. (Alabama)
Incestuous marriages are legal. (Alabama)
It is legal for a man to divorce his wife if he finds out after marriage that she wasn’t a virgin. (Brazil)
It is illegal to ski down a mountain while reciting poetry. (Switzerland)
It is against the law for any man to unilaterally declare war on another country. (Switzerland)
A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M. (Switzerland)
MouthAction is illegal unless it is used as a form of pre-intimacy. (Singapore)
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country. (Singapore)
It is against the law to speak to a donkey in Chinese. (Singapore)
Bungee jumping is illegal. (Singapore)
Cigarettes are illegal at all public places. (Singapore)
If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet, you must allow them access. (Scotland)
It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure. (Scotland)
Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer. (Scotland)
Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a “love-vendor”. (Scotland)
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers. (Swaziland)
Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart. (South Africa)
A license is required to purchase a television set. (South Africa)
Male doctors may not examine women, and women doctors cannot examine men. (Saudi Arabia)
It is considered an offense if a woman appears in public, unless accompanied by a male relative or guardian. (Saudi Arabia)
Being poor is against the law. Any man not earning a “reasonable” income can be imprisoned. (Saudi Arabia)
It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in English. (Russia)
It is illegal to get caught cheating in an exam. (Russia)
Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison. (Russia)
A girl must avert her eyes from her father when she speaks to him. (Philippines)
On long winter days, when the sun does not rise, women must make themselves available to satisfy their husbands intimate pleasures. (Norway)
If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept or pay a penalty of 4 deer. (Norway)
It is illegal to spank your child. (New Zealand)
A cat is forbidden from leaving the house without three bells around its neck. (New Zealand)
Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. (California)
Prostitution is legal, but only in free will and only if you pay the taxes. (Netherlands)
It is legal to use, possess, grow, and sell soft drugs, but only if you pay the taxes. (Netherlands)
It is illegal to kill a mouse unless for consumption. (Morocco)
If you are with a friend when he gets busted for having drugs, you will be arrested for the same crime. (Morocco)
Children over the age of 12 are prohibited from telling Knock-Knock jokes. (Morocco)
Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. (Korea)
All dogs sold for consumption must have a government approved tattoo. (Korea)
Traffic police must report all bribes that they receive from motorists. (Korea)
Women are legally obliged to wear bras in buildings wid air conditioning. Because men get too excited looking at their hard Tips. (Japan)
The importing of photographs showing male genitals is against the law. (Japan)
If an older brother asks to marry your girlfriend by law and honor you, and your girlfriend, must agree. (Japan)
If a man asks a woman to go on a date she can not refuse him more. (Japan)
Pinching a girl’s bottom is permitted by law. (Italy)
Women who work for the government of the city may not wear sexy mini skirts or any other “provocative” garment during office hours. (Mexico)
If a Mexican enters the USA illegally it then becomes illegal for him to return to Mexico. (Mexico)
Any kind of Unclad artistic display is against the law. (Mexico)
It is against the law for a man to wear his wife’s panties on a Sunday unless he has prior permission from the Bishop. (Illinois)
Since 1173 it has been illegal to die. (Italy)
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